Great job on this Jay. It's both informative and quit comical. I'm pleasantly surprised, since I thought it was going to be one of those stories that scold writers about the overuse of commas (cause I'm guilty as hell of that one). There's lots of good stuff here, and while I want to say that I'm from the second school of thought, in reality, I just punctuate however the heck I want to on Medium. I'm known for leaving sentences open, just because...:-)