"Like someone who whines about their douche of a landlord to a homeless person." Okay mama, that was a little much; cut yourself some slack! Yeah you were being your authentic self and voicing your opinion like you do, but to be fair, you did have a valid point. Besides, you more than made up for it with that beautiful bird story today. You certainly inspired something in me, as a result, so what the hell, just keep doing what you do, the way you do :-)