Okay that's it! I'm going to either decide to rejoin the Y so I can swim, or give in and go to the local park between the small 2 hour window, that the pool is open for public swim sessions (as opposed to only the classes that are always filled up). My dream is to one day have a house with my own pool. But unlike so many weird folks who only have a pool, but don't use it - I'll be swimming my ass off when I get mine. I loved this poem. I may have to just go jump in the tub :-)