OMG! Mr. Robert R. Ralph! (I know there's no middle initial in your name, but it sounds so much better that way, when you're getting a scolding). Did you just "mansplain" this to us poor helpless little ladies? No. I don't know a darn thing about offside, because I know noting about football. It doesn't interest me. But the "little woman" that lives down the hall, lives for the game and is a diehard Cowboys fan. I'd bet a month's Medium earnings, that SHE knows what off side is all about (not that my earnings are all that enticing). But really dude - you're about to piss a lot of females off, but not me. As far as I'm concerned, you're still the man (pun intended :-)