"they would eventually “shoe” me away." LOL. You are so funny Tovah. You are quickly becoming my third most funniest friend on Medium. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it was you who wrote the "snail" joke that I've been passing on to everyone I know IRL. Of course you have your own style of funny, but you're up there with my girl Sherry McGinn and the kooky Dr. Mike Burg! I love it. As for the shoe story, your imagination is truly wonderful. I think I would have gone with the Neon Runners. Nice work darling :-)