"This one’s a contender." Nope, sorry Doc. This one doesn't qualify. You're a FAKE. You make it sound like bullsh*t but you know darn well this story has merit you darn cheater. LOL. The truth of the matter is, in spite of the crazy, funny, and ridiculous way you address this topic, the story is spot on, when it comes to a lot of what we see on the platform. The sad thing is, at least your story was meant to be B.S. (even though you couldn't pull it off), but some of those so called "writers" actually think they're publishing the real thing. Apparently, so does some of the powers that be. Ooops - did I say that out loud?